Rock Bottom to Rock Hard Romantic Card

Rock Bottom to Rock Hard Romantic Card

$6.00

Front
Before you I was at rock bottom, now I’m just rock hard.

Inside
Blank

Product Details
What’s that poking through under those satin sheets? Don’t just show your lover how much they mean to you. Tell them!

  • 5” x 7” dope AF card

  • Hot and heavy smooth cardstock

  • Envelope* with a separate seal included so you don’t lick that shit.

*Color of envelope might be a different color than image on website

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