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Neither Funny Nor Original
 

Mostly gay,
a little serious and relatively funny.

Neither Funny Nor Original is the intersection of self help and creativity. We’re a married duo fascinated with the human experience and determined to find humor through the hard shit. We keep each other both amused and annoyed by our conflicting thoughts on spirituality, unsolicited opinions on pop culture and latest hyperfixations.

Together we run a passion project turned real life dream which includes an online stationery shop, blog and podcast, of which we occasionally feature products we love and guests we admire and who we think you might like too.

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EP 86: Is It Nostalgia Or Consumerism?
EP 86: Is It Nostalgia Or Consumerism?

This week we talk:

This week we talk being proud of oneself! 

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EP 86: Is It Nostalgia or Consumerism?

This week we talk:

Nostalgia and how it’s used against us.

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Heteronormative Expectations Romantic Card
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Heteronormative Expectations Romantic Card
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If we were straight, we would dominate heteronormative expectations.

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Weird flex but ok.

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Top in Streets Bottom in Sheets Romantic Card
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Top in Streets Bottom in Sheets Romantic Card
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Top in the streets. Bottom in the sheets.

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Get to the bottom of it and pour out all those mushy feelings. Come on, let them know!

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Rainbows and Dildos Coming Out Card
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Rainbows and Dildos Coming Out Card
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The hardest part is coming out.

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It’s all rainbows and dildos from here.

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It’s raining dildos, hallelujah!

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Changed Pronouns Congrats Card
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Changed Pronouns Congrats Card
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Your pronouns are the only thing that’s changed between us.

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Happy Coming Out!

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Make sure they know that bond is indestructible.

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Coming Out to Religious Family Congrats Card
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Coming Out to Religious Family Congrats Card
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Congrats on coming out to your religious family.

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Now let’s turn water into wine and forget all about it.

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Even Jesus would buy them a drink to celebrate.

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Have Your Way With Me Romantic Card
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Have Your Way With Me Romantic Card
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My profile says top but my heart says have your way with me.

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Your heart is wide open. And by heart, you mean legs.

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Vibrator Love Anniversary Card
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Vibrator Love Anniversary Card
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True love is spending more for the rechargeable lithium battery.

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True compromise is taking turns sharing it. Happy Anniversary.

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Rock, paper, scissors to see who gets first dibs.

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Health Insurance Perks Anniversary Card
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Health Insurance Perks Anniversary Card
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The best part of marrying you is the health insurance.

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The second best part is the sex. Happy Anniversary.

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Go ahead and try that new position. If things take a turn, at least that ER visit will be covered.

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I Proposed to My Wife After 7 Years of Marriage
I Proposed to My Wife After 7 Years of Marriage

After seven years of marriage, I finally gave my wife the proposal we never had. With the help of independent bookstores and stationery shops around the world, I created a custom book of love quotes and proposed inside Powell’s Rare Book Room in Portland, Oregon.

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Perfectionism is a Destroyer of Joy
Perfectionism is a Destroyer of Joy

My name is Brittney and I’m no longer an anonymous perfectionist. 

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Gird Your Rainbows, Pride Month is Here
Gird Your Rainbows, Pride Month is Here

It’s that time of year again; Birds are chirping, Pride flags are waving and the gays are fornicating. What a wonderful time to be alive!

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A Room Without Books is Like a Body Without a Soul
A Room Without Books is Like a Body Without a Soul

This is not a school book report. It’s not a New York Times book review. It’s definitely not an Amazon review. This is simply a rec list from a girl who reads and listens to way too many books.

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