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Neither Funny Nor Original
 

Mostly gay,
a little serious and relatively funny.

We’re two wives navigating the chaos of adulthood through humor and obscenities. For five years we searched for a “survival guide”, a plausible and applicable outline on how to navigate coming out as LGBT while still in the throes of Sunday worship, weekly bible studies and narrow minded family and friends. After that, we did what any undercover secret gay-gents would do – we went to a therapist for some fucking guidance.

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EP 67: Dried Cilantro Doesn't Belong In Salsa
 

EP 67: Dried Cilantro Doesn’t Belong In salsa

This week we talk:

Hollywood's beauty standards

Nostalgia

Pissing off your Hispanic ancestors

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Perfectionism is a Destroyer of Joy
Perfectionism is a Destroyer of Joy

My name is Brittney and I’m no longer an anonymous perfectionist. 

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Gird Your Rainbows, Pride Month is Here
Gird Your Rainbows, Pride Month is Here

It’s that time of year again; Birds are chirping, Pride flags are waving and the gays are fornicating. What a wonderful time to be alive!

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A Room Without Books is Like a Body Without a Soul
A Room Without Books is Like a Body Without a Soul

This is not a school book report. It’s not a New York Times book review. It’s definitely not an Amazon review. This is simply a rec list from a girl who reads and listens to way too many books.

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Demi Lovato’s 'Holy Fvck': A Millennial’s Godsend or An Apostate’s Goddamn?
Demi Lovato’s 'Holy Fvck': A Millennial’s Godsend or An Apostate’s Goddamn?

After being away from the punk rock genre for thirteen years, Demi Lovato’s Holy Fvck finally gives fans an edgier, slightly more mature pop rock album reminiscent of her Don’t Forget and Here We Go Again days.

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